每逢佳节倍思亲

魔王:你尽管叫破喉咙吧,没有人会来救你!
公主:破喉咙!破喉咙!
没有人:公主!我来救你了!
魔王:说曹操曹操到!
曹操:你叫我干嘛?
魔王:擦!见鬼了!
鬼:靠!被发现了!
靠:胡说,谁发现我了!
谁:关我P事。
魔王:oh~mygod!
上帝:谁叫我?!
谁:没有人叫你阿!
没有人:我哪有。。。

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